Pregnancy isn’t always beautiful and sometimes it can be downright funny. I wanted to share some quotes about pregnancy I ran across so that you could all share in a laugh with me. Don’t get me wrong, being pregnant is a magical thing, but these are still funny!
“If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.” – Nora Ephron
“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.” – Dave Barry
“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.” – Lawrence Housman
“Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” – Joyce Armor
“I’m a Pregasauraus…mess with me and you’ll be extinct.” – author Unknown
“Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!” – Author Unknown
“They say it’s less traumatic for the baby because it’s in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.” – Elayne Boosler