How Tasseled Pasties and Google Page Rank Can Slow Down Your Day

Okay, so right about now you are wondering what in the heck tasseled pasties have to do with Google Page Rank or perhaps you are contemplating assigning a PG13 rating to my blog. The truth is, this post has less to do with tasseled pasties (sorry guys) and more to do with how I have the attention span of a flea (Oh look, a squirrel.)

I honestly think I have adult ADHD. I will be focused on something intently and then I will be distracted by weird things, like people telling me to go Google blue waffles (<– totally don’t do this unless you want to be scarred for life.)

So, as I was saying, I was writing a post the other day and it was going along well. Somewhere along the line, I left the post screen to go get a link and that lead to me having a discussion about tasseled pasties for BlogHer with a great blogger on Twitter, cheering and Posting on Facebook about finally getting a Google page rank after all this time, paying two bills online, checking my email (twice), checking my stats and googling things to do in  Marianna, FL. About an hour and a half later, the post that only lacked a link was finally posted.

I think I need professional help!


  1. Thanks ladies. I really thought it would never come. I was a zero for just over a year and then all of a sudden they decided to bestow Page Rank upon me.

  2. Congrats on the rank. The distraction happens to me all the time. I'll be sitting here surfing, and before I know it, I've got 10 tabs open. *This is where it's important for site owners to note that opening links in a new tab is important if you want those of us with short attention spans to come back to your site.

  3. In fact, I stopped reading half way through your post to check my stats. LOL. I never have less than 40 tabs opened and I rarely ever finish something start to finish without wandering off to do something in between. It's bad…pretty sure I need some professional help myself. 😉


  4. Yay for GPR! I'm so easily distracted too. In fact, I better go get back to my post I was writing…. 😉

  5. I have ADHD when I'm on the computer. Sometimes I have like 30 tabs open. LOL Than I forget what I was doing. It's bad,

  6. Oh man, that's SO me!!! Doot doot doot, what was I going to do? Oh. LOOK! New reading material! Oh, let's check the weather. Email…. Facebook, chat with people. Yep, every single day.

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