Never Squeeze Your Child – A Cautionary Tale





After this, there was nothing left for me to do but lead my son past the other women standing outside the bathroom stall. I might add, they were not trying very hard to hide their amusement. So, what have we learned? Hug your child, tickle them, heck even give them a hand shake, but do not ever squeeze their bellies, because now you know what will happen. You’re welcome.


  1. I just laughed out loud reading that. Would not have been able to help myself if I was in the bathroom too.

  2. I've had my share of "experiences" with my son in public restrooms. lol. I will definitely think twice before I squeeze my son, now. 🙂

  3. I love that to top it ALL off, this happened in a restaurant bathroom. A great way to want to go back and eat more right?

  4. Oh Marcie, after so many years of having four boys and every bodily fluid and function under the sun, nothing phases me or makes me lose my appetite anymore. 🙂

  5. I have never had that kind of experience-never had children, but I'm an an "extra granny" for my husband's grandkids.

  6. Bahahaaa I could not help but laugh. Just Sunday, my son was having a hard time and I actually pressed in & around his stomach….lol Thank God we were at home….. 🙂
    And the drawings are priceless!

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