So I was sitting around the other day thinking about some of the hilarious things that have come out of my youngest sons’ mouth and I thought surely, I am not the only person who has had my kid say these embarrassing things in public. I started asking some of my friends about things their children may have said that made them blush in public and we came up with quite a list of oops moments. Check them out below and then leave yours in the comment section!
When Jase was younger, around four, he used to here the “What’s new pussycat” song on Looney Tunes. Well, one day at the grocery store, he just started singing “pussy, pussy, pussy” around the whole store. The looks I got were enough to mortify me forever!
The other day at the hospital, they had Jase leave a urine sample. As we were walking out the door of the bathroom, Jase looks at me and says “I am not going to drink that.” Everyone within earshot started cracking up.
“Lately, Jillian was sitting in a grocery cart and grabbed my boobs and said “I GOT YOUR BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!” extra loud, you know so everyone could hear her.”
“Me: “Lauren, get your finger out of your butt” Lauren: “this isn’t a finger. IT’s a THUMB” Me: “Well, whatever it is, get it out of your butt” Seriously? I never would have EVER guessed I would say something like that once having children.”
“The other day in Rite Aid Anthony said (really loudly), “Ha! Mom! Look, that boy is dressed up like a girl! Why is he dressed like a girl?” I wanted to crawl under a rock…although he was a very badly dressed cross dresser.”
“Zach couldn’t say “tr” so he used to yell, “Look! A Fire Fuck!” every time he saw a fire truck when he was 2ish.”
“Zach also called a Drill Sgt a cowboy soldier because of his hat.”
Has your child said something hilarious or embarrassing in public? Share it below so we can all laugh along.